Common sense is not so common around here :)

Assuming my patient already knows she's pregnant and accidentally telling her in front of her lesbian partner...Most awkward nursing moment of the year :)

Broken bones and kidney stones, that's what Percocet is for.

"The squeaky wheel gets the grease" one of my co-workers statements about patients in our Emergency Department who complain.

I find it strange that it is impossible to tickle oneself hehe :0)

Go hard, or go home. Sometimes staying in the house gets old.

I'm not great at entertaining, I'll never steal the show...